I Can Haz Beens?

Kim, can I have some more ketchup packets please? Thx.

I don’t even know what order to address this whole mess in. I will try however to keep this as bias as I possibly can. We all know I go hard in the paint for Nicki. No particular reason why. I just like her.

So Kim (yet again) addressed her issues with Nicki. Let’s review her pain and suffering… Read more »

Posted: November 7th, 2010 under Shots Fired! - 1 Comment. Tags: , , ,

I Keeps My Pajamas Clean!!

Now now Kitty Kat!

2 girls. One of them got decent grades in school. Went to the best college her parent’s money could afford in her area. Worked 40 – 50 hour shifts damn near every week of her career for a starting salary that would make her parent’s proud. The other girl is a prostitute. She has sex with rappers that no one else wants to have sex with and gets paid $960 an hour to do so. (Can someone confirm this bullshit?)

You guessed it. The second girl is Kat Stacks. *sigh* Read more »

Posted: August 27th, 2010 under Shots Fired! - No Comments.

Chips & Dick Dips!

I hardly ever get involved in the twitter foolery.  <~~~ Do you believe dat?

Alas, I must admit I was jealous of everyone having a niggaburd of their very own. If you need to see the history on how this started just go to InnyVinny.com and grab a bird or two to decorate your foolery with. In the meantime. Here are my two post surgery drug induced renditions of the very hilarious black twitter bird.

If you don’t know who this infamous duo is then we’re done here.

*Note: Penicular details have been omitted from the Pumper burd to make it more family friendly. He is of course a family man and will treat your daughter and her shaved bits with the utmost respect.

Enjoy and shit.

Edit: I felt inclined to take a request from @gotChauncey. He has conveniently named her Kat Flaps and I’m already in love. <3

Posted: August 12th, 2010 under Shots Fired! - 5 Comments. Tags: , , ,

Free Ride: Rude Boy – Rihanna

I know I haven’t been posting in a while but this video is FIYAH! Yes. Now go home and practice your booty popping and slow whining.

Posted: February 12th, 2010 under Get Familiar - 1 Comment.

Free Ride: On To The Next One – Jay Z

If you all can’t see at this point that Jay is fucking with you just to make your heads spin. smh. Ya’ll wanted to find some evil shit right? He gave you white boys with black lipstick and glittered skulls. LMAO

Posted: January 2nd, 2010 under Stylin On You - 1 Comment. Tags: , ,

o_O: I Feel Sorry For Your Mother

No boo. I feel sorry for YOUR mother.

Posted: December 30th, 2009 under E-Shame - 4 Comments. Tags: , ,

o_O: Pussy Swaggin

I’m not even going to say anything yet. I want you to pay attention to the video. When you’re done you can read more… Read more »

Posted: December 30th, 2009 under Stylin On You - 1 Comment. Tags: , , ,

Cooking With Bootz!

When I feel down, Bootz always comes along to make everything better.

Posted: December 27th, 2009 under Serve Em - 2 Comments. Tags: ,

2009: Thank God Its Almost Over

Don't make me repeat myself

Don't make me repeat myself

Finally, 2009 is coming to an end. If you’re anything like me, you weren’t sure you would make it this far. Fuckery on 100. The media was serving it up hard all year. Well here’s 10 things I don’t want to deal with in 2010. Maybe not Top 10 but infuriating nonetheless. Read more »

Posted: December 23rd, 2009 under Serve Em - No Comments. Tags:

This Changed My Life

This video found its way to me just in time for Christmas. I’ll be serving you hoes straight on through the New Year with fuckery. Dance moves, poses, fresh vocabulary and GAME OVER. You hear me? If you didn’t like Li before you sure won’t like her now. Get with the program.

Posted: December 12th, 2009 under Serve Em - 4 Comments. Tags: , , ,